GIAK/Garbo.org

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Man, did you open the wrong door or what?

Meet Bert. He used to be the webmaster here. Bert kinda freaked out one day. Now he wants to be called Bertrice.

We fired him, but the union sued saying it was our fault that Bert(rice) had fried his brain trying to debug some bad Javascript. So now he makes $65,000 a year for doing nothing but dressing in drag and turning in expense reports for two quarts of Cabo Wabo tequila a day. And if that wasn't bad enough, the U.S. Department of Human Services made us spend $8000 on a special bathroom for the deranged asswipe.

So, unless you like this sort of behavior, let me give you a couple of options. Click here to go back to the GIAK/Garbo.org home page. Click here if you'd like to try using Google to find what you were looking for.